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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, January 13 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do aboutit? Finally he offered to provide her with free meatuntil the boy was 16. She agreed.He had been counting the years off on his calendar,and one day the teenager, who had been collecting themeat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be16 tomorrow." "I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've beencounting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on herface." When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tellhim I have also had free bread, free milk, free groceries and free rent for the last 16 years, and watch the expression on HIS face!" =====================================================
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