Ophelia Dingbatter's News July 12 (Short Sample)

Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: Overheard... "Would you sleep with me for, oh, a thousand dollars?" "You don't have a thousand dollars!" "Just hypothetically." "Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess I would." "Would you sleep with me for ten dollars?" "Of course not!! I'm not that kind of a woman!" "Oh! Sorry..." ====================================================== ======================================================

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