Ophelia Dingbatter's News, July 15, 2017 (Kid safe email test)

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_____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 >From George: Friends of ours invited the wife and me out to dinner. Although it turned out to be a topless restaurant, my wife was a pretty good sport and pretended to enjoy the evening. On the way home though, even the defrosters at full force wouldn't keep the windshield from icing over on her side of the car. "Awwwww come on." I said. "It wasn't that bad." "Your ordering didn't help matters." she said fuming. "What ?" I replied. "I only ordered a dozen oysters." "ONE AT A TIME ?!?!?!" she screamed. ===================================================== Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================

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