Ophelia Dingbatter's News
NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults. |
| | Subscribe | |
Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, July 24 Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia
Renew / Upgrade ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.
Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is
ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 2 Diary Entries Of A Young Woman On A Cruise Ship Dear Diary MONDAY: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain asked me to dine at his table. TUESDAY: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain. WEDNESDAY: The Captain made proposals to me unbecoming an officer and a gentleman. THURSDAY: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not give in to his indecent proposals! FRIDAY: This afternoon I saved 1600 lives. Twice. =====================================================
Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================
| | If you like my work,
Please donate a dollar,
or two, if you can afford it!
Please, help me stay online!
|
Enjoy! Ophelia ----------------------------------------- ---------ooooO----------------------- ---------( )-------Ooooo-------. ----------\ (---------( )-------- -----------\ \---------) /---------- ----------- \ _)--------/ /------------ -----------------------(_ /-------------- -----------------------------------------
[html] [/html]
671
You can un-subscribe from this list by clicking this link:
http://webby.com/magiclist/index.cgi?act=u&l=Ding&email=newsletter@newslettercollector.com 