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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, July 6 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner. LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner. MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. =====================================================
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