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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, June 11 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 8 A married couple in their early 60's were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said that, for being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", said the wife. The fairy moved her magic wand and -abracadabra two tickets for the new QE2 Luxury Liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy made a circle with her magic wand and abracadabra the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this: Men might be ungrateful idiots. But fairies are . . . . . female. ________________________________________________
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