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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, June 14 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 8 For their anniversary Lawrence and Marcy Snively go to a fancy restaurant in Manchester. The waiter approaches the table and asks for their order. "Well, my dear chap, I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Boiled Steak," he says. "But sir, what about the mad cow?!" asks the waiter. "Oh, eventually, she'll have made up her mind,..." answers the man, "and then she'll order for herself." ------------- Boiled steak???!!!!!!! Barbarian! I'll have mine BBQd on a very hot grill, medium rare, so that the center is still pink, and the outside crusty. I am saving my nickles and dimes and quarters, and hopefully by July 4 I will be able to afford a nice steak at Walmart. ________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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