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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, June 14 (`v) Ophelia (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 7 Jill meets Nadine for lunch. "You're looking very tired today, Jill. Did you have a late night?" "Yes," replies Jill, "but it was all very strange. While doing some gardening yesterday, I found a lamp, so I rubbed it and out popped a genie. He gave me a choice of two wishes." "Wow," says Nadine, "so what were the choices he gave you, Jill?" "He said he could either give me an excellent, sharp, 100% memory or else he could give my boyfriend a bigger penis." "So tell me already, Jill, what did you choose?" "I can't remember," replies Jill. _____________________________
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