NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, June 26 (`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 This drunk is sitting in a bar and asks the bartender, "Where's the bathroom pal?" The bartender says, "Go down the hall and make a right." Well, a few minutes later, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream and wonders what is going on in the bathroom. A few more minutes go by and again they hear another loud scream coming out of the bathroom. This time the bartender goes to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. He knocks on the door and yells in to the drunk, "What's all the screaming about in here? You're scaring all my customers away." The drunk says, "I'm sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." With that, the bartender opens up the door, looks in and says, "No wonder, you're sitting on a mop bucket!" =====================================================
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