Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, June 8 Telus is still screwed up, but DearWebby got things sorta fixed. They tried to force him to switch to fiber by trashing his perfectly good copper connection. Bastids! Their "One finger typo-ing Taliban" are no help, but atleast he can send the newsletters out again. (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 7 A young boy asked his mother, "Mom, do all fairy tales begin with, "Onceupon a time?' " His mother thought for a moment and then said, "No, dear. Once in a while they begin with 'I'll be working late at the office tonight.'" "Does Daddy tell you fairy tales like that?" "He used to." "How come he stopped ?" "One day he told me he'd be working late, and I asked, "Can I depend on that?" ________________________________________________
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