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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, March 13 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 6 A busload of polititians were driving down a country road, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a bjd hole and bury the polititians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the farmer where all the polititians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff then asked the old farmer, "You mean they were ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them polititians lie." _____________________________________________
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