Ophelia Dingbatter's News March 16 (Short Sample)

Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. ______________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: "An abstract noun," the cute young teacher said, "describes something that you can think of, but that you can't touch." After letting that sink in for a few seconds, she asked: "Can you think of an example of one?" "I sure can think of several," a teenage boy replied, grinning, as he appreciatively looked her up and down. ====================================================== ======================================================

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