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Good Morning, John! Today is Thaturday, March 17 Thaturday? eh? Reminds me of one of my exes. He did not have the same energy as I have, so he made up a rule, that he would perform only on days that start with a "T". That was fine by me. Today Tamara, Tuesday, Thursday, Thaturday and of course Thunday! That was too much for him and he has been an EX for quite a few years now. Enjoy! Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
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