Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, March 21 Spring has sprung! Theoretically. I believe it when I see crocuses along the trailer! Right now I still have 6 inches of snow on my lawn mower. (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Jeff and Sam were on the first tee the other morning when the Greenkeeper approached them and said: 'I've put a special weedkiller on the grass so don't lick your balls.' Sam replied: 'If I could lick my balls I wouldn't be playing golf today.' =====================================================
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