NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, March 22 Today DearWebby has to go to Calgary for injections into his eyeballs. Yikes! That means nothing will be sent out for Friday, Saturday or Sunday. Monday morning I will be in your mailbox again. Enjoy! Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you can receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 Spring Break.... ....when students work on their tans and teachers work on their sanity. ....when students go wild someplace other than school. ....when the only thing kids study is each other. ....when teenagers give their swimsuits a dry run. ....when students take time off from football games, basketball games, dances, parties, and hanging out in bars, and go to Florida or Mexico and "relax." ....when the nation's college kids demonstrate to the world how much they've learned. ....when the nation's breweries go all out to teach another generation how to throw up responsibly. =====================================================
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