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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: A man and his son are walkin' down the street, when they see a big dog doin'the dirty with a small poodle. The son asks the father, "Daddy, what are they doing???". The man stumbles for a while, then calmly says, "Why, they're making a puppy, son." Later that evening during dinner, the wife is pressuring the man to go 'upstairs' with her.. so they do. The son goes in his room and tries to fall asleep, but there just is too much noise going on in the room next door. So he creeps out of bed, goes in the hallway and opens the door to the other room. There he sees his mom laying on the bed on her back, totally naked, and his father above her, hands on her boobs, etc. etc. So the son asks, "Daddy, what are you doin'?". Again, the man stumbles a little and says, "Why, we're makin' you a little brother or sister, son." So the boy replies, "Well, turn her over, Dad. I'd rather have a puppy!" ====================================================== ======================================================
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