NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, March 26 Did you practise the wheelbarrow? Enjoy! Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you can receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 1 >From Boris "I went to a party the other night and was having a real blast. After I'd been there a few hours (and several, several drinks), I noticed this fabulous blonde standing over to the side. She was in her early to mid twenties with beautiful long blonde hair down to her waist. She was built like a brick, well, anyway she was built! The amazing thing was, she kept staring at me and smiling. Naturally, being a man, I decided to go try my luck. Like they say, nothing ventured, nothing gained. I went over and stuck up a conversation with her (don't remember about what, but it had to be very interesting). Well, one thing led to another and she invited me back to her place and being the gentleman I am, I said "OK." I'm not going to go into all the details of the night (mainly because I don't remember), but I awoke the next morning to the aroma of fresh coffee and bacon frying. I thought now this is great! I think I might have a keeper here. I got up and got dressed and headed for the kitchen. When I got there her mom (looked to be in her 80's or 90's) was standing at the stove. Embarrassed, I stammered, "Where's your daughter?" She slowly turned around with a sly little smile on her face and said, "I don't have a daughter. =====================================================
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