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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. (Everybody already knows they are a bunch of pr**s.) Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term. In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio - a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!" In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! =====================================================   
 
 
  
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