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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, May 1 Thank you, Norm!! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, "I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?" Thinking, St. Peter nods his head and replies, "How about Jupiter? It's nice and warm there this time of the year." God shakes his head before saying, "No. Too much gravity. You know how that hurts my back." "Hmmm," St. Peter reflects. "Well, how about Mercury?" "No way!" God snaps. "It's way too hot there!" "I've got it," St. Peter says, his face lighting up. "How about going down to Earth for your vacation?" Chuckling, God remarks, "Are you kidding? Two thousand years ago I went there, had an affair with some Jewish girl, and they're STILL talking about it!" =====================================================
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