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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, May 17 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 1 You can always count on the Japanese for coming out with crazy and/or innovative stuff. Apparently a lot of women like the feel of sleeping in a man's arms, but unfortunately, there is not always a man available to accommodate them. So the Japanese invented the ManPillow (soon to be available in the U.S.). This isn't such a bad idea. The ManPillow is snuggly and comfortable, he doesn't snore, doesn't hog the remote or blanket, won't ask you to get up and get him a beer, and I believe he comes equipped with a built in vibrating alarm clock (or maybe just a vibrator - I am not sure on that). If you go9ogle for manpillow you will get all kinds, fron $20 to $269 ______________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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