Ophelia Dingbatter's News
NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults. |
| | Subscribe | |
Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, May 18 (`v) Ophelia
Renew / Upgrade ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.
Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is
ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 3 A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls 911. "My friend is dead! What can I do?" he says. The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says, "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's really dead." There's silence, then a shot is heard. The guy comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?" =====================================================
Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================
| | If you like my work,
Please donate a dollar,
or two, if you can afford it!
Please, help me stay online!
|
Enjoy! Ophelia ----------------------------------------- ---------ooooO----------------------- ---------( )-------Ooooo-------. ----------\ (---------( )-------- -----------\ \---------) /---------- ----------- \ _)--------/ /------------ -----------------------(_ /-------------- -----------------------------------------
[html] [/html]
958
You can un-subscribe from this list by clicking this link:
http://webby.com/magiclist/index.cgi?act=u&l=Ding&email=newsletter@newslettercollector.com 