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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, May 20 Monday, the Monday closest to DearWebby's Birthday is a stat holiday in Canada. Actually, it is Victoria Day. Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Sitting in the bar a man asked his friend, "You're 40 years old. How come you are not married?" His friend replied: "I just haven't found the right woman yet. The man then asked, "What's the right woman like?" The friend thought for a moment and said, "She's got to be real pretty, love to fuck, be a good cook and house keeper. She also has to have a really good personality, lots of money and a big house." The first man snorted, "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU" His friend answered, "That's OK, I don't care if she's crazy. They all are anyway." =====================================================
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