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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 2 A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She is laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the hospital corridor. Before they enter the room, she leaves the young girl behind the operating theatre door and goes in to see if everything is ready. A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the sheet away, and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man wearing a white coat. The second man comes over and performs the same examinations. When a third man starts examining her body so closely, the lady grows impatient and says, "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?" The man in the white coat shrugs his shoulders and says, "I have no idea. We're painting the corridor and just waiting until they haul you in." =====================================================   
 
 
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