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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, May 4 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 A major electronics company, Siemens, is introducing a tiny necklace cell phone for women. Have you seen this thing? It's on a chain - you wear it around your neck - it hangs down right here to a woman's cleavage. The only problem women have with it; when it rings, every guy in the room yells, 'I'll get it.' =====================================================
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