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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, May 7 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 2 An elderly couple in a retirement community was surprised by a knock on their door late one night. Morris, the husband got up to answer the door, only to find a huge and intimidating man staring back at him. "Oh, this is terrible! I'm going to be robbed and lose all my money!" the old man screamed. "I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist." "Oh, thank goodness!" said Morris with much relief. Then he shouted, "Elaine, it's for you!" =====================================================
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