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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, November 22 Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 7 Grandma Levy, always a regular synagogue member had finally talked her cousin, a woman who had lived a riotous, free life, into joining the Temple. "Tell me Rabbi," the old lady asked, "Do you feel that my cousin will have her sins forgiven after all those years?" "Yes I do. I'm positive of it. You must remember that the greater the number of sins, the greater the glory." "Really Rabbi?", the old lady replied thoughtfully. "I sure do wish I'd known that fifty years ago." _____________________________________________________
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