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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, November 23 Gullible Warming is over! Gullible Cooling is here now. And it is all because of the vegetarians! If ugly Greta with the hateful eyes can bullshit, then so can I. Greta is paid Millions to bullshit you, All I get is $5 per house for shoveling the snow, and now and then a donation from the very few well off guys among the subscribers. I should have learned hypnotizing like Greta, instead of honest work. (`v) Ophelia
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