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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, November 28 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 8 >From Lynn When my daughter was about six years old, my sister was babysitting for the day. My sister had a soap opera on television, and during a love scene, my daughter expressed how gross she thought it was that a man and a woman were kissing. My sister explained to her, "When a man and a woman are in love, kissing is not gross." She then said, "Your mommy and daddy kiss -- they're in love." My daughter's rebuttal to that was, "No they're NOT in love -- they're MARRIED!" =====================================================
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