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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 2 A beautiful woman walked into a famous castle with Olympic size swimming pool appeared in so many movies with a great thrilling history. She could not resist the opportunity to look like a famous actress and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed. Just as she was about to dive in, the chief caretaker appeared from behind the bush where he was hiding all along. He looked at her lusciously and told her that swimming was prohibited. "You could have told me that before I undressed!" She scolded him. The caretaker replied, "Swimming is prohibited, undressing isn't." =====================================================   
 
  
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