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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, November 18 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how for Christmas this year he'd love to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning." Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the first tee. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it." Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too.! My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures." Number 3 guy says " Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual." They all turn to the last guy in t he group and he is staring at them like they have lost their minds. Old Jim says,"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the left tit and said, "Well babe, is it sex or golf?" And she said, "You will need to take a sweater." =====================================================
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