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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, November 28 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 From Schweinstein I have a new pick up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes "Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?" =====================================================
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