Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, September 30 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ If you get stuck in an elevator, what do you do? 1. You start to scream and shout hysterically 2. You cry like a baby. 3. You get claustrophobic. 4. You call the fire department for help. 5. You call the caretaker for help. 6. Call for the lift mechanic to help WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All the above is completely wrong. The first thing you must do is to check if a camera is installed in the elevator. =====================================================
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