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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, October 15 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 6 A very devout Catholic woman was preparing to receive the local parish priest at her house, and was bustling around trying to get everything spick and span. In her haste, she accidentally knocked over her nice crystal glass sugar bowl, smashing the glass and spilling all the lumps of sugar on the floor. At that moment, the door bell rang, and in her confusion, she quickly scooped up the sugar lumps, and shoved them into her very ample cleavage. A few minutes later, she and the priest were sitting at the table, having a cup of tea. "Do you have any sugar please, Mrs O' Reilly?" asked the priest, and without stopping to think, she gave him two lumps from where she had hidden them. "Some milk Father?" "Oh no thank you" spluttered the priest, quickly drawing back and standing up. _______________________________________
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