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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, October 16 Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Father O'Malley answers the phone: "Hello, is this Father O'Malley?" "It is." "This is the Income Tax Department. Could you please help us?" "I will." "Do you know a Ted Houlihan?" "I do." "Is he a member of your congregation?" "He is." "Did he donate $10,000 to the church?" "He will." =====================================================
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