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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, October 20 Almost Thank You to the reader, who almost clicked me five dollars via PayPal. The transition between mowing and snow clearing is always rough, and seems rougher this year. If you can help, I sure would appreciate it! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 A Lady Rector of a Ladies hostel was fond of using English language though she was not good in English. She was also fond of using very small sentences to communicate. Always in hurry she used to create lots if funny situations. Once the electricity of her ladies hostel went off at midnight that too during the examination season. She immediately contacted electricity board's complaints office over phone and placed instant demand saying. " Lights gone in our ladies hostel. Send Men immediately. Girls using candles." =====================================================
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