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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, October 25 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 A few of the guys were sitting at a table in the pub, watching the Notre Dame game Saturday. We had ordered a round of draft beers and after they were brought to the table, one of the guys, a visiting German Lufthansa pilot, took his back to the bar. After telling the female bartender why he wasn't happy with his beer, to our amazement she hauled off and slapped him in the face. When returned to the table, somewhat stunned, I asked what happened and why she slapped him. His puzzled reply was, "Hell I don't know, all I did was ask her for some head." =====================================================
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