Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, October 28 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 My daughters and I had just moved into Building D in a large apartment complex. Soon afterward, we gave a "ladies only" lingerie-sales party for my daughters' friends. The party was well under way when there was a knock at the door. The young man standing there got a glimpse of attractive young women modeling bikinis and nightgowns, and his eyes widened. "A friend told me there might be a rental in Building G," he stammered. I told him he had the wrong address and gave him directions. A minute later I heard a tentative knock. It was the same young man. "Are there any vacancies in this building?" he asked. =====================================================
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