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 1 Persuasion was necessary, but the amorous man had finally gotten his girlfriend between the sheets. In due course he made love to her, finally burying his sword in her sheath and beginning to screw away. "Be careful," she panted. "I think I have a weak heart." "Don't worry," he said, without missing a stroke. "I'll take it very easy when I get up to the heart!" ======================================================   
 
 
 
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