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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 A Doctor in Minnasohdda wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his gardener "Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients". "Ya, OK sir..." answers Ole. The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So Ole, how was your day?" Ole tells him he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache, so I gave him TYLENOL." "Bravo! Ya, Ole, and the second one?" says the doctor. "The second one had stomach burning, and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole. "Bravo, bravo Ole! You're good at this and what; about the third one?" asks the doctor. "Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens, and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spread her legs and shouts: "HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!!" "Yah, that's Sarah Greentree. She always exaggerates. And what did you do for her, Ole?" asks the doctor. "I put eye drops in her eyes." =====================================================
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