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 Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, October 25 Got a really nice letter from Roy: ..................... Hi again, no panic, but not remembering when my renewal date is, ( I now have the first stages of Alzheimers disease.), I wasn't sure whether I had accidentally run overdue on my subscription. In any case, I hope the unexpected cash will be useful, by the way, I feel that you are definitely underselling yourself, I feel your efforts should rate a higher reward, accordingly in future I shall send $10C every 6 months. Feel free to let your other readers know, if an old fart like me on just an old age pension can afford it, I'm sure some of those other affluent youngsters can too! I'll start on 1st April 2017 with the first intermediate payment then every 1st November and April. Have a good year and stay happy. Warmest Regards, Roy. .................... Thanks Roy! Enjoy! Ophelia 
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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: At a party a guy cornered a girl and whispered something in her ear. "You filthy pervert!" she shrieked. "What makes you think I'd let you do a thing like that to me?" Then her eyes narrowed and she said, "Unless you're the s.o.b. who found my diary on the bus." ======================================================   
 
 
  Look what is left of the burglar: Just the socks! 
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