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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: Two Columbia Yuppies, neighbors for years, were constantly trying to "out-status" each other, The first man mentioned that his daughter had just been accepted at Vassar. "That's nice," replied the other, "but the main thing the girls really learn there is fornication." The first man became irate and said, "I'll have you know my wife attended Vassar!" The neighbor smiled and said, "Take it from me pal, she certainly could use a refresher course." ======================================================
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