Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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 Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, September 21 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  I know some of you just look at the pictures and forward the text without even reading it. Then the recipients of your Forwards forward the jokes back to me. Since you do look at the pictures, please tell me what you wnat to see! Younger, older, chubbier, skinnier, whatever. Just tell me! Give me some divine guidance! Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade 
 ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.  Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 1 Tyrone was visiting Leroy and discussing Leroy's problems with his wife when Leroy's doorbell rang. Leroy answered the door and was handed a paper which the deliverer said was a subpoena. Leroy showed it to Tyrone and asked him if he knew what it was. Tyrone in his pompous lack of knowledge said, "Dis here is a subpeena." "Wut is a sub-peena?" Leroy asked. "Well," said Tyrone, "dat's law talk. Yo wife is suing you for deevorce. We know dat 'sub' means 'unda' and 'peena'is Latin for 'penis', so - 'subpeena' means unda the penis which means she done got you by da balls. She probably wants the Caddy you stole from the mayor over in Lake county." =====================================================   
 
  
  
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