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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, September 24 Still no divine inspiration from you. What happened? Did your spouse hide your glasses? Or sit on the keyboard? C'mon, tell me! What do you want to see? Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Any of you who have ever seen an old fashioned formal wedding portrait will notice that the man is seated, and the woman is standing alongside. While that may seem just the reverse of what it should be, think about it. He was probably too damn tired to stand, and she was too damn sore to sit down. =====================================================
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