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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, September 25 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 1 >From Buffy in 1939, i was given a job as a political census taker. since my last name was of italian descent, i was assigned to "federal hill" in providence, r.i.the first house i went to a nice, fat italian lady came to the door. i explained i was taking a political census and acked if she would answer some questions. when she agreed, i asked her if she was a democrat. she replied,"no, no democrat." i then asked if she was a republican. she replied,"no, no republican." then i said" well, if you are not a democrat or a republican, you are what we call a technocrat." she said, "just a minute." then she hollered of the stairs to her husband,"hey luigi, you teckinacrat?" he relied, "no, justa taken a shave." _______________________________________
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