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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, September 8 Today DearWebby has to go to Calgary for injections into his eyeballs. That means there won't be newsletters on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Sunday I will be back in your mailbox. (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter.
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