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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 Police have only the barest of clues to investigate a convenience store robbery aided by a scantily clad woman. A woman wearing only panties was accompanied by two men who robbed the U.S. 78 store of $80 worth of beer about 5:30 a.m. Sunday, police say. The woman walked around the store, and while the 49-year-old clerk was focused on her, the men hauled off four cases of beer, Detective Cpl. Al Lapolla said. The clerk told police he thinks the men were white, but he cannot say for sure. He told police the woman was white but he is not sure about her height or hair color. "The parts of her anatomy he concentrated on he was able to tell us a great deal about," Lapolla said. Asked if the store had cameras that might have photographed the trio, Lapolla said, "It's not one of those stores, darn it." =====================================================
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