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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, September 16 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Two widowed senior citizens ladies were discussing their sex lives and the first lady said that she had not had any since her husband had died 5 years ago. The second lady said she gets all the free young sex she wants. Well this got the first ladies attention right now and she wanted to know how she managed that. The second lady told her that when she went to buy groceries that she parked as far from the entrance of the store as possible and as the young carry out boy carried her groceries to her car that she just let him know in a very subtle way that she was available. Well the first lady was very hesitant about doing that. But one day she was feeling very horny and decided, what the heck, she was going to give it a try. She went to the grocery store and parked as far from the entrance as possible and bought a BIG bunch of groceries, a lot of things she didn't even need! As the young carry out boy was carrying her groceries to the car she kind of rubbed up against him and whispered in a very nervous, low, loving and tender voice that she has an itchy pussy. He turns to her and said, "Lady, all of these foreign cars look alike to me. You're just going to have to point it out." =====================================================
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