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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Returning from the men's room, a bar customer was shaking his head. "What's the matter?" inquired the bartender. "While I was in the bathroom back there, I noticed among the scribbling on the wall, and one that said: WENDY GIVES REALLY FABULOUS HEAD - ABSOLUTELY THE GREATEST B.J. IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!" replied the customer. "Ah buddy, I wouldn't give it a second thought, we get jerks in here like anywhere else," said the bartender. "I know," continue the headshaker. "One of them has scratched out the phone number!" =====================================================   
 
  
  
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