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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, December 24 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Thank you, Norm!! (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 7 What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night. What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? You either get an onion with long floppy ears, or you get a piece of ass, that brings tears to your eyes! Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. Did you hear about the nearsighted skunk? He tried to rape a fart. Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break. ___________________________________________________
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