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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, January 25 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 The other day, I was sitting in a sports bar watching a baseball game, and the guy sitting next to me leaned over and said, "You know, if Jesus had played baseball, he would have been the greatest baseball player ever!" I thought about it for a second and said to him, "You know, if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholic's would have beer and hot dogs for communion!" =====================================================
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